#11: Ponte
Ponte, our first stop, blew. Not only did the wines stink (I didn't have very high expectations for Temecula wineries, just wanted a fun day) but $20 per tasting anywhere outside of Napa is ridiculous. I thought the tasting room was boring and the people working the bar didn't do anything special. On your next trip to Temecula, keep driving past Ponte.
#10: Longshadow Ranch
This was stop #4 of the afternoon. Tom had scouted it out online and it had high reviews. It's located next to a pumpkin patch, had horse stables on the grounds, a lively private party outside, cool tunes playing inside the tasting room, and lots of people. I thought maybe, just maybe, we'd found a gem.
The wines were slightly better than terrible. We did quite a bit of dumping. What offended me/us the most, and I'm getting nauseous typing this, was that most of the wines smelled like raw ground beef. Yeah, seriously. Like we were ready to patty up some burgers. It was really gross.
#9: Burger King Double Cheeseburger
Speaking of burgers, we hit the BK prior to Ponte. I couldn't tell you the last time I had Burger King. Years. For $1.49, the Double Cheeseburger no pickles provided the perfect amount of greasy base for a marathon day of drinking.
#8: Wiens
Our 2nd winery stop was Wiens. The tasting brochure mentioned that they had "Big Reds." Perfect. The tasting room was beautiful in a modern sort of way, really cool people behind the bar, a great crowd tasting. Awesome ambiance. The wines weren't bad. I actually bought a bottle of Zin here, which you could very well be reading about soon.
#7: Syrah at Faulkner
The wedding took place at Faulkner. A beautiful spot. Like most winery weddings (I think) the bar served beer and Faulkner wines. I instinctively got a glass of their Cab from the bartender. It wasn't very impressive and I was thinking there's no way I could drink it all night, and I'd switch to beer. For some reason on my return visit to the bartender, I decided to try the Syrah. Great move on my part. It was pretty solid. I think I convinced 8 people or so to avoid the Cab and go Syrah. I was feeling pretty confident at that point in the evening.
#6: Lions Comback/My Fantasy Teams Continue to Dominate
I did check Live Scoring from my phone a few times.
#5: Wedding Commute
Thankfully for us, Johnny's girlfriend Amanda was the designated driver because she had to get back home for work today. They were up front, and me, Beth, Roussous, Tom, and Meg piled in the back of Johnny's car like we were Seniors trying to get to Taco Bell and back before 5th period started. To make it feel even more like 1995, we had Dr. Dre blasting "Ain't Nothin' But a G Thang," before switching over to some Fugees, "Killing Me Softly."
#4: Tasting at Doffo
We met up with Tom and Meg around 1, and proceeded to our 3rd winery of the afternoon. Tom had been here before and knew we'd like it. The wines at Doffo were really, really solid. Expensive, but solid. Of the 4 wineries we tasted at, Doffo reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-zWDaoCtI
#3: Picnic Lunch and a Bottle of Cab with the Jansen's
We stuck to the afternoon plan of having a picnic at Doffo. Tom came prepared with an assortment of fine meats, cheeses, wraps, and veggies. We bought a bottle of the 08 Cab and sat on the patio overlooking the vineyard. Nice way to spend an hour or so.
#2: Mr. Pryztarski Getting Choked Up Saying His Vows
Mike's new wife is so cool, there's not even an ounce of sadness in me now that I won't ever get to see Single Drunk Pitt try to pick up on girls at the bar again.
Emily was a gorgeous bride. Stunning. And when Mike started in on the vows he lost it, not bawling or anything, but he got pretty choked up, costing me a gentlemanly wager with Tom. Darn.
#1: I Realize We're Aging Like Fine Wine
So the girls have had a few babies and us guys don't have the same hairline we had 10 years ago (except for T.J.), but in my dazed state at some point in the evening, I looked around at the crowd of some of my best friends, and realized, we're getting better with age. Pitt's dancing has improved, the girls are hotter and do a better job of dancing and singing at the same time, we drank the bar dry, and closed the evening with a sick sing along to "Sweet Caroline." Mrs. Klump would call it, "A wonderful, fabaless, fabalee, evening."
Pitt, thank you for connecting me to almost every California friend I have. I feel so blessed.
Pitt, thank you for connecting me to almost every California friend I have. I feel so blessed.
Cheers to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs Przytarsky. May you enjoy Maui, and many, many years of happiness. We love you guys.